Monday, December 06, 2004

How to get plump voluptuous lips.

Have you ever wanted lips like Angelina Jolie? I have the perfect solution with out the cost and injections..

Ask your toddler to throw a bottle* at your face. Most likely it will smack right into your mouth, and from the impact, you will bite your lip and it will become nice and plump. If you don't believe me, I have proof :) Although the big purple bruise isn't as appealing.

* corrected, I was informed it was a bottle not a remote..It must have done more damage then I thought..


Mrs. Flinger said...

Bree! I haven't been able to get to your site for a few days.. how weird. Anyway, I couldn't comment on the tree post for some reason, but I think y'all are hilarious. Erin has major empathy toward Christmas trees, so naturally she'll tell you it's wonderful. Me, on the other hand, not so much feeling sorry for them. :-)

But, honestly, it's a nice tree. You did a great job decorating it. By the way, where did you cut it down from? We haven't gotten ours yet and I think instead of going to the seller down the road, it'd be nice to go cut one up.

Also: Hope your lip gets better. OUCH.

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